This Mother's Day, I would like to apologize for:
- making you take care of the hamster
- quitting everything
- ages 12-17
- keeping you awake for roughly 5 years
- drawing on your furniture
- refusing to sit at the table like a normal child
- the incident with the car
- befriending and/or dating bad influences
- that weird phase of pretending to be an animal
- my mess (emotional and/or literal)
- constant pleas for a pet/pool/sibling/limo
- refusing to bathe without a fight
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look how far I've come, mom! I couldn't have done it without you! <3
- A2, 4.5x5.5"
- blank inside
- kraft envelope
- made in the USA